Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
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he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
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You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
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