Have you finally orgasmed yet?
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Randomize
