But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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