I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
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Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
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well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
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