Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
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