why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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