Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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