Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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