Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
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He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
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I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
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