I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
The adults are the big ones right?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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