I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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