I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
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he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
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Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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