Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
Randomize
