I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
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Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
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On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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