she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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