Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
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No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
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I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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