New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
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I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
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He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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