she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
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we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
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Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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