I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
We don't watch enough power rangers
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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