Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(857): View more from Massachusetts

seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.

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(231): View more from Michigan

so then she threw up in his asshole

(1-231): View more from Michigan

yep..that'll do it.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.

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(778): View more from British Columbia

tonight, alcohol would be proud of us

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(330): View more from Ohio

Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.

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(914): View more from New York

i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.

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(708): View more from Illinois

Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers

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(423): View more from Tennessee

Let go out that Thursday night!

(912): View more from Georgia

Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.

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