Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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