Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
I don't think brook has ever known best
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch