yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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