Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
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Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
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Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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