What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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