the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
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I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
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It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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