You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
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I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
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Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I would ride that face into the sunset
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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