A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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