Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
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mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
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He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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