Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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