thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
this will be a night to untag.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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