Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
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