I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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