Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
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he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
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I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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