Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
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Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
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I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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