Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
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