I like to think it a success when the cops are called
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
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Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
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I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
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