we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
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four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
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Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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