Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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