I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
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Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
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trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize