dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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