hotel room ftw
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
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He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
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Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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