your thong is hanging out like whoa
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
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