erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
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sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
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This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
The uberlube is also flammable
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.