do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
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Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
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She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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