Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i just google imaged poop.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
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I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
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Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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