There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
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dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
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Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
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