so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
nutella sex= disaster
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!