my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
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I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
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Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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