i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
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So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
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I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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