I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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