What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Randomize