Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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