if you like me you must not know who I am
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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