i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Dicks are not precious.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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