i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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