i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
