Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
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I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
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OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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