Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
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