Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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