oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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