How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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